a morning in the life of...

So before the rumors spread farther than the doors of SHS, let me kill them first. I am NOT the SHS drunk. I did, however, have my first drink. WITH MY TOES! Here's how the real story goes: I needed a cup of hot tea (Lipton Green Tea - Orange, Passionfruit, and Jasmine) and thought I should grab a bottle of water from the fridge at the same time. Well, I'm not sure which Cletus put the full beer bottles on top of the fridge thinking it was a safe and secure place, but this Cletus successfully knocked one of those bottles off the top and down the side/back of the fridge simply by opening the door! It crashed with a huge bang and beer everywhere especially all over my toes and jeans. Perhaps if SHS had a more strict dress code, then I would not have been wearing jeans and I would have beer cuts all over my feet. At any rate, YUCK! So I smell like beer. Oh yeah, and everyone in the building heard the sound, but no one came running. I had to find help. :o(

The morning did get better; I got to show off my hip jumping rope skills as we jumped rope in the aisle outside my cubicle. That was fun. I'll have to add a picture later. No nursery rhymes or anything, this is after all a professional business.

The afternoon looks like work: presenting concepts for a brochure and a tissue about naming natural beef. But for now, lunch.