I'll pay more for Charmin.

So I've thought lately that there should be something serious to post about, but I have decided that there are more pressing issues.

I attend school at a small university of about 9,000 students in western Kansas, where there are more students who live on the other side of the world (i.e. China and Turkey) than there are who live on campus. It offers the lowest tuition of any regents/state school in Kansas, and is highly publicized for it. In fact, when driving down I-70 (the fastest way across our state) one would spot five billboards with our "Affordable Success" slogan on them. Let me assure that these billboards are not false advertising, our school does provide what it offers.

I have recently discovered how it is that a regents school of our size can use said slogan while I was in the restroom in Tomanek Hall. You guess it: the toilet paper. The title of this post effectively conveys all of my feelings about the subject. Might I suggest a new slogan: "Moderately Expensive Success with the Highest Quality Toilet Paper".

Apparently, all of the students who attend our college virtually have already figured out what I just expressed in this epiphany.